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Author Topic: King of the hill..  (Read 21443 times)
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« on: May 16, 2008, 02:55:20 AM »

Very simple game. There is a hill. You must do whatever it takes to take control of the hill. You can't use something that someone else has already used.


I walk up to the hill, and claim it for myself.
My hill.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 02:57:45 AM »

I chop off Marduk's head and claim the hill mine
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 02:58:36 AM »

I walk up headless, with a shotgun, and get of a lucky shot killing waylain.

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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 03:02:52 AM »

That was waylain, waylain16 was hiding on the hill. Splits up the headless man and throws him in many different directions. Rendering him useless
The hill is mine yet again
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 03:06:58 AM »

Regenerates miraculously, and sails up the moat and shoots waylain16 off my hill.

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 03:10:32 AM »

Shot and winged me, i fly to another hill.
get my Panzer division out of the closet
Point it at Marduk's hill, leveling it to the ground.
My hill is the new hill
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 03:12:32 AM »

Drives a bulldozer up removing your hill from existence, and builds a new hill.

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 03:13:57 AM »

That was my bulldozer, and when u signed the rental agreement you signed away your rights to all personal belongings to me, including property

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 03:16:38 AM »

Fortunately, I could afford a lawyer that successfully argued that the hill was in fact mine, and thus the judge granted me possession of the hill again.

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 03:22:31 AM »

I hit you with an abnormally large hammer and roll you into the..moat?
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 03:23:55 AM »

I swim out of the moat, walk up the hill, and..push you down it  16

Once again, my hill.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 03:25:23 AM »

I walk back up the hill and by using my ultra awesome ninja powers i push you into a giant blender.. making you mush  16
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 03:28:10 AM »

I walk up with my  cheer and tickle you until you run away.
My hill =P
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2008, 03:48:06 AM »

Your mush, you cant walk   13
Stabs you with my stabby stick and watches you roll down my hill.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 03:54:37 AM »

I impersonate Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick you off my hill, then build a wall around it.

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